Something for the corporate diva
Childhood flashbacks
While growing up, I would look at myself in the mirror and
pretend to be a fancy high flying corporate woman. Though my mother was a
homemaker, I had seen some formally dressed women in my locality, I had seen
pictures of air hostesses in magazines and of female executives in some TV
advertisements.
Somehow all along while growing up, my dreams were about how
it would be when I would start working and when I’d become somebody really
important, and not about getting married and having children, unlike some of my
friends.
Cut to the present
Now that the dream has come true, and I go to an office
everyday, wearing the so-called ‘formal’ clothes, I realize life is quite
different than what I had envisioned it to be. I can start writing about how I
am left with little time for myself, how sometimes my work feels so meaningless
or how my addiction to a monthly salary has negatively affected the actual quality
of my life. As is the case with most other posts that I start writing, I have
such a surge of diverging thoughts and emotions right now, that if I start
penning all of them down, I can fill a book. So I not deviate and will restrict
myself to the purpose with which I started writing this post.
And the objective of this post to talk about the goofy
working girl Canary. This is a klutzy girl who is fairy accustomed to the
corporate life, but loves dressing up, traveling and indulging in other good
things of life. Her only problem is she is lazy and has butter fingers. So
while she is capable of giving a dazzling presentation to her CEO, she is also
capable of goofily leaving her home with the towel firmly paced on her head
after a hair wash. While she is capable of running her home efficiently complete
with maids, bills and helps; she is also capable of spilling a huge bowl of
gravy just before her dinner party starts.
So, for such a girl, it is monumental and almost impossible to
ensure that she is always professionally and well groomed for office! No matter
how much she tries, there are always things that get forgotten or left behind.
If the shirt is ironed, there is a blotch of ink on the trouser. If the mascara
is not perfect and not accidentally left open the previous day, the mobile is
left at home. And her hair? Let’s not even get started.
My hair, my
playground
Hair is the most important part of my self expression. I
adhere to my office policies on dress-code and minimal make-up, but with my
hair I’m experimental and wild. I change my hair cut every season and I vary
the length and color based on my mood. While at home I can play with my hair
however I like, at work I have to be careful. So I try all possible hair styles
that can pass off under my office decorum. But.
Why is there always a but! So the lazy me gets up late, runs
to the bathroom, guzzles down her breakfast while driving to office. And in
between all this, I try to ensure that my appearance if perfect and yet
interesting, with perfectly done-up hair. Not surprisingly, this is not just my
life saga. Three of my female colleagues got their hair re-bonded because it
helped them avoid such morning miseries. They say that they can just let their
hair lose without a strand moving places. What they don’t say is that their
bathroom drains are clogged with so many breaking hair that it seems somebody
has left a wig and gone.
I’m too attached to my natural hair, so rebonding, perming,
coloring etc are just not the options for me. And my hair loves me for it
because it obeys me to the hilt. Okay that was a joke. Actually my hair is
wildly unmanageable. Wavy and with a mind of their own, they always manage to
surprise me by the time I reach office. I would have tied them low and set them
with various pins to go with my white shirt and black pants, but by the time
I’d have reached office, they would have turned into themselves and become an
upturned watermelon. Let me show you my weekly hair journey.
The Monday to Friday of
my hair
Monday, I look like this with my Monday blues and weekend
hangover cocktail……
Tuesday, I have begun to accept work as a part of my life
but yet I’m not motivated enough to dress well for work, so my frustration
shows…
Wednesday, I have so much work on my mind that I am unable
to give attention to my hair and I am a compromised clown…
Thursday, I’m dreamily wondering what this weekend will look
like so I’m feeling a bit cool and experimental finally….
Friday, I’m at that point where I regret cursing work so
much during the week that I’m almost in love with work, but the fact that the
weekend is near is playing heavily on my mind and so I resemble a confused apple
tree…
On Saturday and Sunday I’m very happy and in a trance but at
the back of my head, I’m still thinking about how I need to look good and
presentable during the weekdays in office. I know its going to be treacherous
all over again to look professional and well turned out, given my laziness and
goofiness. And with my unpredictable and difficult hair, I know each day will bring a new set of traumas and stresses right in the morning!
I need to recharge my
hair!
I need to recharge my hair so that it always always always
looks impeccable on office days. I need to recharge my hair so that I can wake
up in the morning without having to worry about how I should groom it every
single day for work.
I need to recharge my hair because my work is such an important integral part of my life that perfect recharged hair will take a load off my shoulders (literally). Recharged hair would ensure a recharged professional life! And with a recharged professional life I can continue to achieve my childhood dream of being a high-flying corporate diva, (albeit with more work-life balance this year) :)
Comments
wow ,
i wish i was experimental.
ive never changed my style.
am too much of a chicken.
love the pictures.
all the best !
Good luck with the contest!
You seem to have nice hair, wouldn't harm to get a little experimental :)
@RH: LOL! Glad you got to know this side of me ;)
Thanks for your wishes babe!
Cool illustrations too! Best wishes for the contest :)
Thanks so much Sachin!! Lovely to see you here :)
You have decorated the post very well..
All the best for contest my dear..
PS: I have gone through the phase and i can clearly understand how important it is to have recharged hair for a recharged corporate life!
Cheers
@Priyanka: Thanks so much for your wishes for the contest :)
Yes, if we don't have to worry about how our hair is flying all over, we can focus on the work :D
Thanks Saket, hope the amusement extends to the judges too ;)
May God bless ur hairstyle on mondays and tuesdays..:P looks like of a student from hagwarts..:P
Good luck with the contest :D
@LO Jemina! Student from Hogwarts eh? hahaha!
Btw, from what I see in yor profile pic, you have stunners of hair, recharged them eh? ;)
@Ashok: Thanks a lot :)
@Ashwini: Most of my changes are very subtle, so I manage to have the courage to go for them! You can try that route :)
All the best!
@mridu: wow, this is the 'made my day' comment! :) :)
Thanks so much for your words and best wishes! :)
And yes... I did find the sketches cute.
All the Best for the contest.
Thanks a lot for your wishes, happy that you loved it!!!
@Neeraj: Awww, such lovely words! you made my day, actually evening! :) Thanks a bunch!